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TEDDY SCARES 6" MORGUE MINI

TEDDY SCARES 6" MORGUE MINI

EDWIN MOROSE morgue mini


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TEDDY SCARES 6” MORGUE MINI  (EDWIN MOROSE)

 

Victim: Edwin Morose

Reference: File # BRKN-N-2

Date of Death: 10/26/73

 

Comments:

1.Blackness around eyes indicate years of mourning.

2.Broken heart was a direct result of a long and severe depression

3.Traces of tears and perfume found in fur. 

 

Edwin started his life as a love token. He served most his days on red satin sheets with the sweet smells of perfume and a daily hug from his beautiful owner. Then the day came when loyal Edwin was thrown into the trash. He cried himself asleep every night surrounded by the comfort of dried up roses, torn up memories and old love letters.


They’re baaaack! Half the size and double the terror, Teddy Scares® Morgue Minis™ are out to wreak havoc. Zipped up tight in his body bag Edwin Morose is 6” tall and freakishly plush.

 

As a child your teddy bear was there to love and protect you from things that go bump in the night. Now you've become older and your toys have been long forgotten...but they never forgot. Your once loyal, stuffed friends have undergone a hideous transformation - these cannibalistic cadavers have returned from their graves to exact a bloody revenge. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more.

ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.