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TEDDY SCARES 6" MORGUE MINI

 TEDDY SCARES 6" MORGUE MINI

MAZEY PODGE morgue mini


$9.95

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Availability: In Stock

TEDDY SCARES 6” MORGUE MINI (MAZEY PODGE)

 

Victim: Mazey Podge

Reference: File # LUVL-E-1                                         

Date of Death: 11/11/99

 

Comments:

1.Eyes are not native to bear. Origins are still unknown.

2.Fur is cut from many sources. Her stitching is sub-par. Traces of perfume found in fur.

3.Died while staring into her own reflection 

 

Reactions to her looks have always been intense. To gaze upon her has caused some to vomit, while others have died. Mazey always saw this as a compliment, “It must be because I’m so drop dead gorgeous”.

 

They’re baaaack! Half the size and double the terror, Teddy Scares® Morgue Minis™ are out to wreak havoc.  Zipped up tight in her body bag Mazey Podge is 6” tall and freakishly plush. 

 

As a child your teddy bear was there to love and protect you from things that go bump in the night. Now you've become older and your toys have been long forgotten...but they never forgot. Your once loyal, stuffed friends have undergone a hideous transformation - these cannibalistic cadavers have returned from their graves to exact a bloody revenge. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.