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TEDDY SCARES 6" MORGUE MINI

TEDDY SCARES 6" MORGUE MINI

MUNDY DRUDGE mini morgue


$9.95

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TEDDY SCARES 6” MORGUE MINI (MUNDY DRUDGE)

 

Victim: Mundy Drudge

Reference: File # DRK-SOUL

Date of Death: 3/22/49

 

Comments:

1.Plates are bolted onto face, leaving behind severe bruising.

2.Deep laceration in face; muscle tissue is visible through wound.

3.Traces of blood found in claws. Wounds are not defensive in nature. 

 

Mundy’s body was discarded in the corner of a garage with various rusty tools and other junk forgotten about long ago. Horribly disfigured and soft no more, his face is harsh from bolts that hide away the horrors within. 

 

They’re baaaack! Half the size and double the terror, Teddy Scares® Morgue Minis™ are out to wreak havoc. Zipped up tight in his body bag Mundy Drudge is 6” tall and freakishly plush.

 

As a child your teddy bear was there to love and protect you from things that go bump in the night. Now you've become older and your toys have been long forgotten...but they never forgot. Your once loyal, stuffed friends have undergone a hideous transformation - these cannibalistic cadavers have returned from their graves to exact a bloody revenge. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.