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EDWIN MOROSE Teddy Scares key chain


$4.95

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Availability: In Stock

TEDDY SCARES KEY CHAIN (EDWIN MOROSE)

 

Edwin Morose started his life as a love token. He served most his days on red satin sheets with the sweet smells of perfume and a daily hug from his beautiful owner. Then the day came when loyal Edwin was thrown into the trash. He cried himself asleep every night surrounded by the comfort of dried up roses, torn up memories and old love letters. 

 

Unlock the tragedy and sadness with an Edwin Morose Monster Mouth Keychain! 

 

Abandoned by his beloved Abigail, Edwin wanders the trash dumps searching for a new love. When you push Edwin in the belly, his monster mouth opens wide in sorrow. 

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

Each adorable aberration is 4” tall, irresistibly plush and grossly attired in real fabric clothing with push open mouth. 

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.