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RITA MORTIS Teddy Scares key chain


$4.95

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Availability: In Stock

TEDDY SCARES KEY CHAIN (RITA MORTIS)

 

Rita Mortis was always known to stand out from the crowd. Her parents ignored her unruly behavior, thinking it was just a phase. Her death was a relief for those who could no longer deal with the troubled youth. Her family sighed, spit on her grave, and walked away. It was the most attention they had ever given her. 

 

Unlock the terror with a Rita Mortis Monster Mouth Keychain! 

 

Abandoned by her owner , Rita wanders the trash dump looking to make everyone pay for her pain. When you push Rita in the belly, her monster mouth opens wide with rage! 

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed.

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

Each adorable aberration is 4” tall, irresistibly plush and grossly attired in real fabric clothing with push open mouth. 

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.