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ABNORMAL CYRUS Teddy Scares key chain


$4.95

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TEDDY SCARES KEY CHAIN (ABNORMAL CYRUS)

 

Abnormal Cyrus Cyrus was tormented as a child. He spent his days drawing pictures of people with no heads. Monday morning, his body was found hanging from his favorite tree. It was obvious that things would turn out this way. Always alone, rejected by society. 

 

Unlock the terror with an Abnormal Cyrus Monster Mouth Keychain! 

 

Abandoned by his owner, the annoying Cyrus wanders the trash dump searching for a new "bestest" friend. When you push Cyrus in the belly, his monster mouth opens wide to annoy! 

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

Each adorable aberration is 4” tall, irresistibly plush and grossly attired in real fabric clothing with push open mouth. 

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.