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TEDDY SCARES 8" PLUSH TOY

TEDDY SCARES 8" PLUSH TOY

ABNORMAL CYRUS  8" plush toy


$12.95

21009

Availability: In Stock

TEDDY SCARES 8” PLUSH TOY  (ABNORMAL CYRUS)

 

Abnormal Cyrus has been left alone too long. He's had too much time to think about the terrible things that have been done to him. His damaged mind has become...SICK AND TWISTED. 

 

Abnormal Cyrus Cyrus was tormented as a child. He spent his days drawing pictures of people with no heads. Monday morning, his body was found hanging from his favorite tree. It was obvious that things would turn out this way. Always alone, rejected by society. 

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

These stuffed carcasses stand 8” high and are dressed in grungy fabric clothing along with creepy accessories. 

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.