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TEDDY SCARES 8" PLUSH TOY

TEDDY SCARES 8" PLUSH TOY

CORRECTIONS OFFICER MAZEY PODGE  

 8" plush toy


$12.95

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TEDDY SCARES 8” PLUSH TOY  (CORRECTIONS OFFICER MAZEY PODGE)

 

Prisoners beware!  There’s a new guard at the penitentIary and her actions 

against the prisoners are worse than any of the crimes they have committed.

Prison Guard Mazey oversees the Big House with an attitude that hits harder

than a night stick.

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed. 

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

These stuffed carcasses stand 8” high and are dressed in grungy fabric clothing along with creepy accessories. 

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.