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TEDDY SCARES 12" PLUSH TOY

TEDDY SCARES 12" PLUSH TOY

SHELDON GROGG  12" plush toy


$24.95

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TEDDY SCARES 12” PLUSH TOY  (SHELDON GROGG) 

 

Sheldon has spent a lifetime of trudging through the darkness in the hopes of finding something more. Restless and groggy he roams past the bedrooms of sleeping children. He searches for his special resting spot, looking to find a companion to hold him tight and tell him he is loved. Loneliness is so tiring it can drive one insane.

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed.

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

These stuffed carcasses stand 12” high and are dressed in grungy fabric clothing along with creepy accessories. Straight from the morgue each arrives with a toe tag and rests in a window-display box. 

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.