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TEDDY SCARES 12" PLUSH TOY

TEDDY SCARES 12" PLUSH TOY

ELI WRETCH 12" plush toy


$25.95

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Availability: In Stock

TEDDY SCARES 12” PLUSH TOY  (ELI WRETCH)

 

Eli was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a trucker's son. He was a reminder of a father who was never around. When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who won't be back.

 

Admit it. You lusted for them. You displayed them. You slept with them every night. And then, one day, you dumped your teddy bear.  Maybe it’s vengeance that turns teddy bears into Teddy Scares. Nevertheless, they’re back from the dead, and they’re pissed.

 

They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more. ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.

 

These stuffed carcasses stand 12” high and are dressed in grungy fabric clothing along with creepy accessories. Straight from the morgue each arrives with a toe tag and rests in a window-display box.

 

Not recommended for children under age 3. May be too scary for some children. Parental discretion advised.